Hire Stewart!

He’s trustworthy, smart as a whip and can write like Hemingway in his finest moments (Stewart’s finest moments, not Hemingway’s). And he has the added ability to inject tech terms like “quadrature amplitude” and “HTML5 encoding” into his copy.

He’s usually hunched over a keyboard in deadline torment. But you can find him here:

Fields marked with an * are required

Leave a Reply